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Dear Mr. Studlyhunk,
Summer is just around the corner, and the beach is calling
my name. I want to look my best for all those studly
red-brief-wearing-flexing-oiled-up beach babes out there,
but I'm having trouble finding the perfect swim suit
ensemble. What should I look for? What will YOU be wearing
this summer?
from your fan,
Bunny
Dear Bunny,
Don't fret! There are hundreds of amazing swim suit ensembles
out there for you! Before you can find a suit that looks
good, you have to be sure YOU look good. At least a month
before you hit the beach, focus on toning up your muscles
and perfecting your tan. This way, practically ANY suit
will look fantastic on you!
As for what you should look for, I recommend starting with
the color that looks best on you. If blue is "your
color," go with blue! Then search for a suit with
something that'll make you stand out, like one with a little
bit of sparkle, or a beautiful flower. Just make sure you
show a lot of skin, and you'll look great.
You wonder what I will be wearing this summer. I gotta
stick with the red speedo! It's like they say — why
mess with perfection?
See ya at the beach!
Mr. Studlyhunk
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