dear mr studlyhunk,
Hey there Mr. Studlyhunk! Great shiny smile you got there.....*snicker* my
deep and thought provoking question is :Why do you have
such a gay logo? i wouldn't trust my problems with such
a fag looking guy! you're awfully funny though....lol anyhow...work
on that question for me!
luuuuv ya ~mememememememe
Dear mememememememe,
I would love to give you the benefit of the doubt, and
assume that when you mentioned my logo, by "gay," you
meant "bright, lively, and brilliant in color." However,
since you then went on to use the word "fag," I
will deduce that you are, indeed, a prejudiced bigot.
I would like to first clear the air for anyone who could
possibly think there is a grain of truth in this person's
email. I am obviously a very manly heterosexual. Ask any
woman who's ever been within two feet of me. They will
assure you that I am straight. However, I have many homosexual
friends, and I find this email very offensive and insulting.
I would also like to mention that I do not condone the
usage of degrading words like "fag." Use of these
words indicates that you are a cowardly, weak and homophobic
person. Either that, or you are, in fact, homosexual yourself
and are having trouble coming to terms with that reality.
Either way, you have some issues you need to work out.
I did not design my logo. Kate designed it for me. I do
not have time to answer all my fanmail AND design a web
site! If you have a problem with the logo, you will need
to take it up with her.
If you decide that you can eventually trust me with your
problems in the future, feel free to email me again. Although
I must say, I would appreciate it if you wait until you
grow up a little before you do so.
Hope that answers your question,
Mr. Studlyhunk
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