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04.17.02
 

Question

dear mr studlyhunk,

Hey there Mr. Studlyhunk! Great shiny smile you got there.....*snicker* my deep and thought provoking question is :Why do you have such a gay logo? i wouldn't trust my problems with such a fag looking guy! you're awfully funny though....lol anyhow...work on that question for me!

luuuuv ya ~mememememememe

Response

Dear mememememememe,

I would love to give you the benefit of the doubt, and assume that when you mentioned my logo, by "gay," you meant "bright, lively, and brilliant in color." However, since you then went on to use the word "fag," I will deduce that you are, indeed, a prejudiced bigot.

I would like to first clear the air for anyone who could possibly think there is a grain of truth in this person's email. I am obviously a very manly heterosexual. Ask any woman who's ever been within two feet of me. They will assure you that I am straight. However, I have many homosexual friends, and I find this email very offensive and insulting.

I would also like to mention that I do not condone the usage of degrading words like "fag." Use of these words indicates that you are a cowardly, weak and homophobic person. Either that, or you are, in fact, homosexual yourself and are having trouble coming to terms with that reality.

Either way, you have some issues you need to work out. I did not design my logo. Kate designed it for me. I do not have time to answer all my fanmail AND design a web site! If you have a problem with the logo, you will need to take it up with her.

If you decide that you can eventually trust me with your problems in the future, feel free to email me again. Although I must say, I would appreciate it if you wait until you grow up a little before you do so.

Hope that answers your question,

Mr. Studlyhunk

 

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