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dear mr studlyhunk,
Do you believe in love at first sight? I know you are straight, but I fell hopelessly
in love with you...Your charm,your wit, your winning smile..those abs don't hurt,either...What
can I do to ease the pain of knowing it will never be?
Chaz
Dear Chaz
As of yet, I have no reason to believe in love at first
sight. I still haven't found my "Mrs. Right," so
I can't say I've truly been in love.
However, I certainly believe that you can tell at first
sight if someone is HOT. I think people often confuse this
with "love at first sight." I know that many,
many people have seen me for the first time, and mistaken
thinking I am hot for thinking they are "falling in
love with me." Believe me, it is a common mistake.
I'm flattered that you think I am so handsome. But don't
despair! I happen to be straight, but there are plenty
of homosexual men out there for you to choose from, and
I'm sure there are some that resemble me! Of course, you
will never find ANY male, homosexual or heterosexual, who
is quite as fine a specimen as I am. But don't let that
stop you. Chaz, get out of the house! Meet new people!
Go in search of your very own studly hunk.
And in the meantime, if you're still looking to ease the
pain, try going out and buying a new red speedos. It always
works for me!
Mr. Studlyhunk
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