dear mr studlyhunk,
how do i control my addiction to bejeweled?????
a
Dear a,
Here's my suggestion (this has worked for many women,
just like yourself!) Simply tape a picture of me on the
edge of your computer monitor (I have sent you an autographed
photograph of yours truly). Then, whenever you feel the
urge to play Bejeweled, simply gaze at my picture. My sexiness
will distract you, and you will forget about Bejeweled
entirely!
Good luck!
Mr. Studlyhunk
*for those of you who don't know what Bejeweled is, check
it out: http://zone.msn.com/bejeweled/
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