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Dear Mr. Studlyhunk-
I am a gorgeous black male cat who is 15 years old. In
all of those years, I have never had a date. Much of
my awake time is spent planning world domination for
all cats, but during my downtime I am sometimes lonely.
I know I am a stud waiting to happen. What is your studly
advice for finding the purrfect female, or feline, in
my case?
Catatonically yours,
Ebon
Dear Ebon,
You are probably spending too much time cooped up inside.
You should take a stroll down the alley every once in
awhile - get some fresh air! Who knows, maybe you'll
run into a sweet little pussy some fine afternoon. In
the meantime, keep working on your world domination plan
- chicks dig it!
Good Luck,
Mr. Studlyhunk
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