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07.10.01
 

Question

Dear Mr. Studlyhunk,

I'm made of plastic -- just like you! -- and was wondering how you keep from getting all melty and soft in the hot summer sun? I love the beach, but can't go through the trauma of having my head cave in again!

Signed,
Squishy at the beach

Response

Dear Squishy,

In all honesty, every time I go to the beach,I slather my body with oil. Any kind will do, Hawaiian Tropics Tanning Oil, regular baby oil, even Crisco. The extra shine it gives me makes me look so incredibly sexy that I have a swarm of beautiful women gathered around me at all times. They block me from the sun, so I never actually start to melt! It's a cinch!

 

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