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Hi Mr. Studlyhunk,
Why do so many guys hide their physiques under baggy jeans
and sweatpants? How does a poor girl like myself determine
whether or not a guy is well endowed? They say that the
size of a man's shoe is indicative of the size of his
manliness but I'm not sure this works as I've met many
that buy shoes three times the right size. What a disappointment!
Oh
Mr. Studlyhunk, I wish all guys would wear bikini swimsuits
like you. Yours shows off your manliness and drives me
crazy!
Crazy For A Hunk Like You!
Dear Crazy,
The reason these guys hide their physiques under baggy
clothing is simple. They have nothing to show, If you
want a guy who is well endowed, the easiest thing to
do is keep your eyes peeled for men in speedos. Trust
me, as a member of the elite few blessed with an enormous
manliness, I know how we work. We will almost always
be wearing tight, tight clothing. We know how good we
look, and wouldn't dream of depriving you ladies of even
a second of your viewing pleasure.
Unfortunately, we do not live in a perfect world, and not
all men are chiseled enough to wear bikini swimsuits all
the time. But my advice to you is to keep a lookout for
men in spandex. If you can't tell the size from a quick
glance, it ain't worth your time.
Hope this helped!
Mr. Studlyhunk
P.S. Shoe shize has nothing to do with it, but for the
record, I'm a 13...
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