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Dear Mr. Studlyhunk,
I've been drinking a lot of diet soda. Is Aspartame dangerous?
I've noticed dramatic swelling in my feet, but what's
really disturbing is I've developed an unnatural ability
to levitate babies.
Sincerely,
Diet Don
Dear Diet Don,
Although I am not an expert on artificial sweeteners, I
have read articles that indicate that Aspartame is indeed
dangerous. If you would like more information, I have
included one of these articles here.
As for the dramatic swelling in your feet, and your unnatural
ability to levitate babies, I assure you that these have
nothing to do with Aspartame, and that your best bet would
be to find a nearby circus, and join it.
Until next time,
Mr. Studlyhunk
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