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Dear Mr. Studlyhunk,
Recently, I engaged in an activity banned by most schools
in America and though I hang my head in shame, I can
no longer ignore the question that has plagued me ever
since I engaged in this evil deed.
I admit I read a book, an act equivocal with the deadliest
of sins. Repeatedly, this book referred to Hitler’s
description of Nazi Germany as the, “Motherland.” Am
I wrong in drawing an odd and slightly disturbing parallel
with George W. Bush’s description of the United States
as the, “Homeland?” With all of the intelligence,
good looks and charm you possess, I hope you may be able
to solve my quandary.
Yours Sincerely,
Shameful in LA
Dear Shameful,
First of all, you have nothing to be ashamed
of! Reading is an excellent hobby. Keep it up!
Secondly,
I can easily
see where one might draw a disturbing parallel between
Hitler and George W. Bush. Neither of these men have
much in the way of looks. They are pasty white, with
dull hair and puny muscles. I think it is very observant
of you to draw a parallel between them. Obvsiouly neither
one of them can be a very good leader, if they can't
even maintain a six-pack and a decent tan!
Keep on reading,
Mr. Studlyhunk
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