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Sex Before Marriage?
02.05.02
 

Question

Dear Mr. Studlyhunk,

What do you think about abstaining from sex before marriage? I have friends who say that it's worth it to wait, that the plumbing usually works just fine, but I have some misgivings that everything will fall into place at the right moment. When I asked a wise old woman this question, she replied, "Well, honey, would you buy a pair of shoes without trying them on?"

Counting on you,

Doubtful in DesMoines

Response

Dear Doubtful,

If you are considering premarital sex, I suggest you at least wait until you find a guy as sexy and experienced as myself. Otherwise, it's just a waste of time!

Obviously, I get offers all the time from women who want to sleep with me. I don't go out and sleep with every woman that wants me. That would be a LOT of women! I have to be picky. Not everyone DESERVES to sleep with me. I like my relationships to be special and meaningful, which isn't hard for me because I am a sexy and romantic guy.

I may have gotten off track a little bit. Let me sum up with this - I would never buy a pair of shoes without trying them on first, unless I was absolutely positive that it was a safe buy. Does that help?

Mr. Studlyhunk

 

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