Dear Mr. Studlyhunk,
What do you think about
abstaining from sex before marriage? I have friends who
say that it's worth it to wait, that the plumbing usually
works just fine, but I have some misgivings that everything
will fall into place at the right moment. When I asked
a wise old woman this question, she replied, "Well,
honey, would you buy a pair of shoes without trying them
on?"
Counting on you,
Doubtful in DesMoines
Dear Doubtful,
If you are considering premarital sex, I suggest you at
least wait until you find a guy as sexy and experienced
as myself. Otherwise, it's just a waste of time!
Obviously, I get offers all the time from women who want
to sleep with me. I don't go out and sleep with every woman
that wants me. That would be a LOT of women! I have to
be picky. Not everyone DESERVES to sleep with me. I like
my relationships to be special and meaningful, which isn't
hard for me because I am a sexy and romantic guy.
I may have gotten off track a little bit. Let me sum up
with this - I would never buy a pair of shoes without trying
them on first, unless I was absolutely positive that it
was a safe buy. Does that help?
Mr. Studlyhunk
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