dear mr studlyhunk,
I've heard that it's possible to wax your butt with common
household honey. I admit I'm tempted, as I've already
maxed out my credit cards at the salon. Do you endorse
this inexpensive way to get a smooth, hair-free moneymaker?
Alex in Idaho
Dear Alex,
You've asked the right man. I use honey for waxing all
the time! Being such a manly hunk, my body is naturally
covered with thick, dark hair. In order to keep my body
shiny and hairless (so everyone can see my muscles better)
I have to wax on a regular basis.
I've found that honey is the ideal substance to use, because
it smells great and the results last longer than ordinary
wax. It does take awhile to dry, but just lay down with
a book or something to pass the time! Just be sure never
to use honey wax outside, because insects will bother you,
and bears might attack.
Stay hair-free,
Mr. Studlyhunk
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