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Dear Mr. Studlyhunk,
I'm very up to date on current events and am very nervous
about the West Nile Virus invading our country through
our common house mosquito. I'm dumping out the standing
water in the old tires around my house, but just doesn't
seem enough to hinder mosquito breeding. What is your
plan for prevention?
Signed,
Worried in Appalachia
Dear Worried,
Make sure that you don't allow rainwater to collect in
any containers outside — that is where mosquitos
love to breed. You should also keep your shrubs and grass
trimmed, as these attract mosquitos. You could put up
some purple martin and bluebird houses — those
birds like to eat mosquitos!
Make sure all your windows have screens, and if you're
outside don't forget to wear plenty of insect repellent!
Meanwhile, there are several scientists working on a vaccine
for the West Nile Virus, and I have been corresponding
with them on a regular basis, contributing my medical knowledge
and scientific insights. Unfortunately, I can't post details
about our progress, since it is top secret information
and I have taken an oath of silence.
Stay bite-free,
Mr. Studlyhunk
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